BS Break-up Lines

It’s not you it’s me >>>

It’s YOU.

You’re just too nice >>>

You kissed my ass too much.

We are just too alike >>>

I find you really boring.

You just don’t get me >>>

You are just too dumb to understand me.

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Born with a very bad stutter… I found it very difficult to speak... but as I got older... I discovered that women love men who are good listeners. They used to tell me their problems... and I got pretty good at giving advice.


I guess they felt safe telling me their secrets... because... given the fact I could hardly speak... I could hardly betray their trust…

Top 5 First Date Worries For Men

1 – You will be different from what he expected.

2 – He won’t be the only man you are interested in.

3 – He will get physical too soon and blow it.

4 – You won’t go out on another date with him.

5 – He won’t be able to start a good conversation.

5 Things A Man Will Instantly Notice About You

1 – Your complexion (Tells a man how healthy you are)

2 – Pitch of your voice (High pitch voice more attractive than low voice)

3 – Hip to waist ratio (70/30 best)

4 – What’s fake about her (More fake stuff, false eye lashes etc… more high maintenance she is)

5 - Length, thickness and quality of your hair (Another health indicator)

5 Things You Should Never Say To A Man

1 - “We need to talk”

This produces the ‘oh shit’ reaction… and we go on the defensive.

2 - “Is she prettier than me?”

This is like the ‘Do I look fat in this’ question. We know that if we give the wrong answer… we are in big trouble… so we go on the defensive.

3 - “Don’t bother… I’ll do it myself”

That makes us feel useless and un-wanted… and we resent you for making us feel that way.

4 - “Did you sleep with her?”

This makes a man think… ‘If I say yes she’ll be unhappy with me, if I say no, she won’t believe me, so I’m screwed either way’. Men can be very self-conscious about their past sex life… just like a woman can be.

5 - “Nothing’s wrong”

When a man asks you ‘are you ok’, and you answer ‘yes’, even though you aren’t ok, we know you are lying, and we resent having to ask 50 questions to find out what the problem is.

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David Coates

Born in the small town Shipley, ENGLAND

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Bullshit Breakup Lines


By David Coates


“It’s not you it’s me… I’m just not ready for this type of relationship right now…”


Yeah right… total BS.


Why do we not tell the truth when we breakup with someone? It’s because we want to get the breakup over and done with as quickly as possible… so you say something that’s final. You also don’t want to hurt the other person’s feelings.


Imagine my breakup conversation with you was…


“Look Janet… I just don’t find you attractive anymore… you smell abit grim sometimes… and when we go out you look so plain… I like a woman to look glamorous and sexy. This is why I don’t want to see you anymore…”


This is almost guaranteed to earn myself a quick sharp slap across the face… you will storm off… burst into tears as soon as I can’t see you crying… and you will tell everybody you know what a nasty man I am.


Hardly a good way to end it.


It’s much easier to say the old…


“It’s not you it’s me…” crap.


So… here… for a bit of fun… I’ve put together the  BS lines either I’ve used on a woman… she has used on me... or I’ve heard been used.


BS line #1 – “It’s not you… it’s me”


Translation: “It’s you… I just don’t want to spend the next two hours telling you things you don’t want to hear.”


BS line#2 – “I’m not ready for a relationship”


Translation: “You are too intense… too needy… too clingy… you didn’t back off and let me breath.”


BS line #3 – “You are just too nice”


Translation: “You kissed my ass too much.” OR “My self-esteem is very low… and I don’t feel like I deserve someone as nice as you”


BS line#4 – “We just fell out of love”


Translation: “We have lost our emotional connection”


BS line#5 - “I’ve lost interest in you”


Translation: “I believe I can now see through your kind/romantic acting and don’t like the real you.”


BS line #6: “You deserve someone better than me”


Translation: “You’re beneath me and I don’t want to have to tell you” OR “My self-esteem is very low and I don’t feel I deserve someone like you”


BS line #7: “We are just too alike”


Translation: “I find you really boring”


BS line #8 “You just don’t get me”


Translation: “You’re just too dumb to understand me”


Are all these really relationship killers?


No… because these BS lines are just avoiding the REAL issue… the REAL cause of the breakup. Once you find out the REAL reason for the breakup… then you can begin the process of getting him back into your life.

Here’s what to do now


First… download a copy of my Case Study… where you will discover how my ex-girlfriend Sarah got me back after six months apart.


You will also discover how to get the very important first date with your ex-boyfriend… where he wants to meet up with you. Even if you have already met up with him since your break-up… he most likely wasn’t ready to crawl through broken glass to see you.


This case study shows you how to make him WANT to see you again.

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Next… after your successful first date… you must escalate from meeting for a simple cup of coffee and a chat… to dating him again. You do this by…

Changing how he feels about you…

I’ve got a simple four step system for you to copy… which is based on how my ex Sarah got me back into her life.

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